(Source: togifs, via edgarafigueroa)
(Source: togifs, via edgarafigueroa)
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
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people who brag about doing drugs are annoying but people who brag about not doing drugs are also annoying
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Fun fact:
Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.
Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx
ahh shit well this is awkward
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(Source: pizzaforpresident)
reason s to date me
- i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget
- i am very popular in nintendogs
- i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
- macaroni and cheese
- i
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